Tourists! You need shoes!
Yes, I do feel a little bit sorry for all the tourists currently slithering around Bath in wet flip-flops. But at the same time: You came to the UK on holiday. Of course you were going to get wet.
Thanks to being a massive insomniac, I listen to a lot of audiobooks. They’re a great way to fall asleep; you need to choose books read by relaxing voices, with plots or subjects that are distracting but not too exciting. Anyway, I made the mistake of buying an I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue audiobook recently, and it’s useless. We both just lie in the dark growing gradually more hysterical. Jokes that are mildly amusing on a Saturday lunchtime become tearfully hilarious at 1am on a weeknight. Relaxation fail.