We went to beautiful Spain for a week, it was super-fun and very hot indeed.
I ate a lot of fruit, partly because it was delicious, but mostly because it came suspended in sangria. You know you’re having a good day when you can taste toothpaste and sangria at the same time.
Chris got a manly tan, but I had to keep my wilting, pasty self under cover at all times. Check out my amazing beach tent! For just £22.95, you too could look like an elderly lady being eaten by an enormous sand lizard.